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Tom Brady: Douche of the Year
It’s easy for me to mock Tom Brady, as I honestly care little of football. Yes, fine, I’m being a little disloyal to my home team, but I think Tom Brady’s douchery transcends hometown loyalty. It’s not...
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My Last Word on Michael Vick (I Swear.) (Probably.)
(My friend Jonna wrote this piece about rooting for Michael Vick and my comment got so long it was embarrassing. So here we go.) Michael Vick is unquestionably one of the most talented quarterbacks in...
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The Punky QB Is The Forgetful QB?
The NFL takes many measures in this day and age to protect players, especially quarterbacks. There are rules for roughing the passer, special helmets to prevent concussions and heavy fines for...
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Matt Cassel Has Appendectomy, Further Proof God Hates Kansas City
Why, god? Why? Why do you hate Kansas City so much? Things were going so good for once. The Chiefs. We (I say “we” as if I were part of the team) were sitting at the the top of the AFC West with a two...
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Brett Favre Injured, No One Cares, Oh My God
Look, the football season is not my favorite thing in the world. I don’t find football nearly as compelling as basketball or baseball — I mean, ask me about how I feel about the Red Sox right now, and...
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Shocker Of The Day: Titans To Cut Vince Young
Are you sitting down? Good. This one is going to be a real shocker. I don’t want you to hurt yourself when you pass out from the shock and awe. So please, for your own safety, take a seat. I don’t...
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Shades of 2004 in Columbus
Take a look at this week’s AP Top 25 list, as clipped from espn.com just a day ago. Notice anything missing? No? Here’s a hint: Yep, the Buckeyes — my Buckeyes — have dropped out of the AP Top 25 for...
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Thank God Tom Brady Doesn’t Have A Brother, Eli
Allow me to apologize in advance to the Manning family for everything I am about to say. But in my defense, I lost my fantasy football game because of Eli Manning, and I’m the kind of manager who takes...
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Rumors of Peyton Manning to the Redskins
As Washington D.C. wakes up to rumors of Peyton Manning possibly coming to play for the Redskins, the Beltway comes to a screeching halt. Fine, the Beltway is always like that (damn D.C. traffic) but...
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A Reason To Not Care
Every July and August is the same. That’s the time of year I’m really getting wound up about college football, but it’s also the time of year I look to northeast Ohio with glimmer of hope … that the...
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